schwanged

The residual effects and grogginess associated with the heavy use of marijuana the previous night.

"Dude, last night was crazy. I am so schwanged."

by hgfan November 10, 2008

Shan

A person with good heart and kind, very nice and funny. The smile is his strong point and he is genetically tall and muscular. The perfect and understanding boyfriend, once you meet him your life will never be the same

Without shan it's fine but with him it's better

by King FB November 24, 2021

abaha shan

Very evil phrase, offensive much.

Abaha shan you 🤬!

by stroberrysugar November 28, 2021

Shwank

A shag that has no love, so technically, should be called a wank.

That ho got shwanked good and propper

by Sambo February 5, 2004

shwang

a word worth yelling after something good, bad (if used sarcastically), or hillarious happens

-"D00d, look! Girl on girl!"
-"Shwang! Let's watch!"

by wtfRachela October 18, 2008

Schwankwank Man

He's the guy who enjoys dressing in Granny's p.j.'s (is sometimes seen wearing a bright silver cape), has ears so large he can use them as weapons in battle, breath that smells like rotting snail slime and eats the cheese fugus between his own toes.

Warning! Stay as far away from this character as possible!! He has a horrible aim and so he'll try to freak you out by posing like a muscle man but ends up looking like a constipated turtle with extremely large ears.

by "Liver Lips" May 1, 2003

Crazy J and Shan the Man

A remarkably good looking, intelligent, and desirable duo hailing from Western Pennsylvania. The two share a biting wit and undeniably good taste. They are better than most other people, but are friendly and sociable with those not as blessed, nonetheless. This duo comes as a package deal and are rarely seen apart, though, on such rare occasions, if engaged in conversation they will undoubtedly only converse about the other.

Dude, did you see Crazy J and Shan the Man today? They're so fucking rad.

by ylyayp4eva October 8, 2008