heart shaped glasses

a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick

girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick

girl 2: really?! so do I

by wjk December 19, 2007

shapes

A person who is generally overweight but the fat is porportioned oddly. Perhaps they look normal except for awkwardly fat arms or a double chin. It can also apply to someone who's fat seems to move around, or they gain and lose large amounts of weight on a regular basis.

The teacher of my english class is shapes and I can't stop starring at her. She looks normal except she has huge love handles.

Well I don't know. Bobby is nice and all but he's totally shapes.

by Hattey April 13, 2008

shape shifter

Someone who looks hot in some instances, but not-so-hot in others.

Uma Therman is a shape shifter.

by bleeblah June 26, 2006

Shapeshifter

A transsexual or a shemale.
Also, a man who dresses up as a woman or vice versa.

Mike: Dude, can you see that cute babe by the bar?
Ralph: Give it up, she's a shapeshifter...
Mike: You tellin' me that's a guy!?!?!?
Ralph: Yeah man, she is.

by KyleDilax November 14, 2006

Shapiro

The name of a man who is all about business, and enjoys solitude. It's very difficult to grab hold of a Shapiro, as he is always conducting his own business in one way or another. Often, a Shapiro will be spotted drinking a Shapiro while speeding in the Shapiro Speedway off the Shapiro islands. In short, slang for fecal matter.

That guy, Shapiro, won't give me the time of day. No wonder his name is Shapiro.

by nunbiz4646 March 14, 2014

shaper

n.(modern amer. slang) The churned-up mix of shit and paper in a badly backed-up toilet.

I couldn't use the bathroom because the toilets were full to the brim with shaper.

by Whiteyford December 9, 2004

Ben Shapiro

An absolute unit; if anyone tries to get in his way, they will be absolutely desecrated by his use of facts and logic. He repeats the term "facts dont care about your feelings" frequently. He is an avid collector of liberal tears.

shawn: I tried debating Ben Shapiro and now im paraplegic

by That6handle9is4already2in0use September 19, 2020