Shrimp Dick

When somebody says something so unfunny the atmosphere succumbs to deadly silence.

“What’s brown and sticky?”
“I don’t know.”
“Tom pearls dinner.”
“Dude that was shrimp dick.”

Shrimp Dick by PickleJuice9494 April 1, 2026

Shrimp Vein

a nigga ahhole

Lemme see that shrimp vein nigge

Shrimp Vein by NCready4u November 12, 2025

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp 

An action-adventure game written and developed by Sonic the Hedgehog. The game was a hit in Mongolia and sold 17 copies. You can buy the game for The Vectrex, the Atari Lynx, and the Philips CD-i. Sonic the Hedgehog is a pro Rocket League player who is clearly better than any other person in the world.

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp is da best game i have ever playyed.

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp by ChocolateFlavoredNut July 15, 2020

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

sammy shrimp cock by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

River Shrimp 

Also known as camarón de río. A highly contagious, quickly spreading disease originating in Harpers Ferry, WV. Although first reports in 2009 were contained within Harpers Ferry, numerous cases have since been discovered in outer states.

River Shrimp can not only be classified as an STD originating from shrimp (from the river) but as a threat to the human race as a whole.

Susan gave me river shrimp at the party last night, I don't know what to do!

River Shrimp by JamesthMD February 4, 2010

chunky shrimp 

Another term for the female vagina. Sometimes referred to as a vagina that smells bad, and is important to avoid.

"Stick it in my chunky shrimp."

chunky shrimp by Jimsy of Bedford December 9, 2007

Claw Shrimp 

They live in very deep water, and grow to the size of a man.
Have big claws on'em, capable of inflicting grievous injuries.

Jesus Christ, did a claw shrimp get loose in here?

Claw Shrimp by psionic December 3, 2003