Urban Dictionary: Definitions by PickleJuice9494

Shrimp Dick

When somebody says something so unfunny the atmosphere succumbs to deadly silence.

“What’s brown and sticky?”
“I don’t know.”
“Tom pearls dinner.”
“Dude that was shrimp dick.”

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When somebody says something so unfunny the atmosphere succumbs to deadly silence.

“What’s brown and sticky?”
“I don’t know.”
“Tom pearls dinner.”
“Dude that was shrimp dick.”

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Every now and then something doesn’t work out the way you want but eventually it will get better.

“She might have said you have a shrimp dick but every pig has a bad spoon.”

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Every now and then something doesn’t work out the way you want but eventually it will get better.

“I know it’s bad but every pig has a bad spoon.”

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