Shlanguage

A homemade language commonly made by adding the letters "sh" in front of major words in a conversation.

language: we are going to the movies.

Shlanguage: Shwe are shgoing to the shmovies.

by hngsolo January 15, 2009

Shanghai 1986

In the year 1986, an epic party was thrown in shanghai. The entire city party and it was so epic that 1,318,386 bodies were found dead and there are still more than 950,000 bodies missing. The Chinese military tried to intervene to stop the party, but they did not succeed. The party lasted 17 days and more than $2.3 billion dollars worth have damage was dealt to the city. After the dust cleared and the party ended, the Chinese government decided to hide the fact that their was an awesome party by telling the world they just experienced a massive earthquake.

Recently an American director found some footage of the party and tried to recreated a movie based of it, but on a smaller scale. The movie is commonly referred to as "Project X"

That party last night was sick! But it was nothing like Shanghai 1986

by The informer December 5, 2012

Shango

A naive and sexually inept person whos over friendly nature with the other sex can lead to them being perceived as a homosexual by the other sex they are trying to sleep with or impress.

"I have been seeing this girl for years and yet to have sex, I have shangoed this girl"
"I think she thinks am shango"
"Is this girl taking me for a shango"

by P83 November 29, 2013

Shanghai Surprise

To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.

I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!

by Bixby_222 July 6, 2008

shangles

An annoying butthole who gets on your nerves and has a ginger enemy. she thinks shes in a loreal advert. even a song has been made -

YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF HER PALE PINK NO. 7 LIPSTICK, YOU KISSED SHANGLES JUST TO TRY IT HOPE WILL BILLINGS DONT MIND IT, IT FELT SO WRONG IT WASNT RIGHT IT GAVE EVERYONE A FRIGHT, YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT... JUST TO TRY IT,,,,,,,,  THAT SHANGLES SHE IS SO UNCOOOL BIG BAG LONG HAIR SO FREAKABLE EVERYONE RESISTS HER UGLEY BALLS IT AINT NO BIG DEAL SHE SMELLS OF FRIIIIIIIIIIZENN

OMG , WTF is that coming towards us?????!?!!
Oh right its just Shangles,
be quivvered , be VERY quivvered

by ERIKA;ERIKA;ERIKA November 4, 2008

Shanghai Goodbye

When, the morning after, the girl leans forward for a goodbye kiss from her man and he lightly punches her in both eyes, swelling them shut Chinese style.

"He gave his girl a Shanghai Goodbye so everybody would know she was taken."

by GlumReaper March 29, 2010

Shlag

Started on Xbox Live on Gears of War by me.
'Shlag' is a word that can't offend anyone (Unless their stupid enough to think you said slag)
Shlag is a 'joke' sort of word.
It was a online word, but I used it in school and now people use it all the time.

"You threw my book you cheeky monkey"
"You threw my book you shlag"

"You a shlag"
"No, you a shlag"

"You boomered me!"
"Sorry shlag"

by Gareh October 5, 2007