Shirt pants is an insult aimed at people with a basic or plain style, shirt and pants wearing people, who critique those whose style is more "extra".
by Itmeizzie July 20, 2022
Get the shirt pantsmug. An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."
Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."
Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.
Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.
by MommyZ January 19, 2010
Get the Egg Shirtmug. by rock112 January 13, 2009
Get the Tit Shirtmug. by boi76 November 29, 2018
Get the shirt manmug. A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
by HugaN February 14, 2012
Get the Monkey shirtmug. The act of pulling your collar over your mouth while belching in order to confine the rancid odor of one's lunch from the surrounding company
by phicsh April 13, 2011
Get the Shirt Burpmug. A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.
by Maars August 6, 2011
Get the Sperm Shirtmug.