Coconut shaving

The act of shaving your pubic hair into someone's mouth or anus

"I'm gonna shave my nut hairs into your mouth like coconut shavings on a fine dessert"

by engrayen July 7, 2025

Claudia Sheinbaum

Claudia Sheinbaum - born 24 June 1962) is a Mexican politician, energy and climate change scientist, and academic who is the 66th & current president of Mexico since October 2024. She is the first woman & the first Jewish person to hold the office.A member of the National Regeneration Movement (Morena), she previously served as Head of Government of Mexico City from 2018 to 2023. In 2025, Forbes ranked Sheinbaum as the 5th most powerful woman in the world .

Claudia Sheinbaum it the 66th President of Mexico

Incumbent

Assumed office: 1 , October 2024

Preceded by: Andrés Manuel López Obrador

Head of Government of Mexico City In office
5 December 2018 – 16 June 2023

BornClaudia Sheinbaum Pardo
24 , June 1962

Mexico City, Mexico

PartyNational Regeneration Movement (since 2014)Other politicalaffiliations:
Party of the Democratic Revolution (1989–2014)

Spouses

Carlos Ímaz Gispert

(m. 1987; div. 2016)
Jesús María Tarriba
(m. 2023)

Children:2

Parents:
Carlos Sheinbaum Yoselevitz (father)Annie Pardo Cemo (mother)

Education:
National Autonomous University of Mexico (BS, MS, PhD)

Scientific career: FieldsEnergy conservation, energy policy, sustainable development

Institutions:
National Autonomous University of Mexico

by Blu_leef December 15, 2025

Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.

Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.

by Patrissa December 19, 2025

Satan's foot shavings

Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit

James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.

Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off

by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024

Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

What the SHEIN

Used to replace a curse word

Long time no see! What the SHEIN are you doing here

by SHEIN579 June 14, 2025

Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.

Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!

by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026