Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

Beat seed

Semen

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.

The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.

by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023

Cumin seed

A seed that tastes like people meat

Will you pick up some cumin seeds on your way out.

by Sophia Hargis May 9, 2018

sam seed

just a bellend

wow that sam seed is a right bellend

by steveee4 February 18, 2023

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

Super-seeded it

When someone kills a joke, usually by adding an extra part which tends not to be funny, (see example)

Lee "Volcanoes in Iceland, what's next Earthquakes in Tesco"
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"

killed it

by Ivor B. Igmouth July 4, 2010