Sesame Seeds

a disease that you don't wanna get

"a disease that you don't wanna get, sesame seeds!"

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

sesame seed

sesame seeds

sesame seed is a seed that grows in buns, usually found in burgers and some other stuffs. sometimes in doors, say sesame you stupid fuck

by chupangels June 24, 2017

birch seed

Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’

Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.

by Bobby54643 November 9, 2017

seed buddy

The person with whom you jack it on a cracker with. Or the person your comfortable wanking it while they are asleep next to you, you sick pervert.

Yeah Johnny over there, he doesn’t know it but he’s my seed buddy.

Hey dude wanna be seed buddies?

by Bowiejay November 14, 2017

seed tube

Yet another slang word for penis.

That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.

by Miqq December 8, 2017

Cumin seed

A seed that tastes like people meat

Will you pick up some cumin seeds on your way out.

by Sophia Hargis May 9, 2018