When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.
2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”
“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”
“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
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Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil
Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.
Highly infectious.
Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil
Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.
Highly infectious.
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A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another
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Get the scottish knights duel mug.The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.
David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."
Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."
“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.
Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."
Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."
“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.
Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
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