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Scottish Entrance

When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.
2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”

“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
by Skydog7 May 21, 2024
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Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.
Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.
by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024
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scottish knights duel

A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another
John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?

Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages
by The_Jiggler December 23, 2024
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Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
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Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.
Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”
by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025
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Scottish Ski Poles

Verb/Action: Two men sat next to you, aesthetically erect. You proceed to jerk them off simultaneously with a hand motion similar to gaining speed while skiing, consistently pumping up and down.
Bro, if you’re horny, try the Scottish ski poles
by gv_86 February 7, 2026
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Scottist / scottism

by Anonymous.sl March 19, 2025
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