Bumblebee Scooter

A boy / girl who settles for another person below his / her standards at a party for the sole reason of not being alone.

Look at Djamal over there making out with Lisa. He's such a Bumblebee Scooter!

by Flake.Freestyle September 26, 2020

Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 01, 2016

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

Kenny scooter

Slang /(anagram) for :strokey nonce

“Oh my! Look at him with all those underage kids, what a Kenny scooter” “That Kenny Scooter is touching a 15 year olds thighs”

by cultural wizard November 03, 2019

Rusty Scooter

Another term for hand job

Charlie received a rusty scooter

by Johnston Strudle October 25, 2020

Scooterized

The act of being ran over by an oversized or elderly person on an electric scooter, particularly in the grocery store.

Man i was shopping when an older person on a scooter ran my foot over. I got "scooterized".

by plumberboy123 October 21, 2020

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD May 22, 2007