sconed

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b

Me: "you just got sconed"
person I schooled: "like a pastry"

by haribular May 20, 2007

Scone

To make contact with someone in a sexual manner, but with more public appeal. Scone prounounced as in Cone.

"We are going to scone later" Suggesting the idea of sexual contact through the word scone.

by mtwini09 October 28, 2010

Sones

Being stingy, and frugal. Not willing to spend a dime for anyone, but the first to eat, drink, or party at your expense.
Cheap-ass, Tight-wad. Weasel

My buddy is such a Sones, he didn't even tip the waitress.

Did you see that guy... he sonesed his way out of payin.

by Bigsxc November 29, 2009

scenester

a scenester is a person who thinks they are indie but are obviously not. Sometimes they are chavs which think they are indie once they have started college. They often admire indie kids and try to be like them but cannot ever be an indie kid. Also, scenesters are chavs which are labelled as emo but try to be mainstream by liking bright colours instead of black. Scensters are disgusting kids who are sometimes trend hoppers by calling themselves indie kids and going to gigs and then the next day are listening to local crap radio and raving on about how dance music is fantastic. they never stick to who they say they are and disagree with labels. They try to say that they are just themselves and do not fit into a stereotype.
Scenesters can be boys and girls. Typically scenesters:
wear converse, vans etc and copy the latest trends.
wear bright coloured clothes.
insist they do not have a label and are just themselves.
steal attributes from indie kids
try to label themselves indie when they aren't
often act very childish
think they are gods gift to the world and everyone loves them
jump between social groups
slag off chavs but they adopt chavvy characteristics (such asa drinking on street corners
use phrases such as the sex and kthnxbi
uses internet talk such as <3

in conclusion, scenesters are copy cat trend jumpers who try to not fit a stereotype. they should all be shot. cough cough my sister

by True indie kid August 14, 2007

scenester

Posers who are:
Emo, because they listen to Busted and completely cover their face with their hair.
Goth, because they wear all black and want to kill their parents.
Gangsta, because they wear hoodies and chains
Metal, because they listen to My Chemical Romance and are all "aggress-shive"
Punk, because they are stupid
and Indie, because they listen to some band nobody has ever heard of, possibly made up

They also wear Mac make up which their parents pay for and are vegetarian because it's cool.

They are the new version of the prep. Don't worry kids, like the prep, the scenester will die out after college once they realise their parents can't buy them a job and will refuse to pay for their Mac make up.

1) Scenester: OMG!!! He is so the SEX!!!

Normal person: Ooh! His pants look really tight, that can't be comfortable.

Scenester: He's just individual

Normal person: The guy next to him is wearing the same thing

2) Scenester: I'm so goth

Goth: Who's your favourite band?

Scenester: Morbid angel, they are the SEX

Goth: That's death metal not gothic. Why not try Joy Division

Scenester: But they are not the SEX

3) She thinks she's so scene because her username is "I-HAV-A-FUKIN-SEXY-HXC-CUNT"

by Mrs Tripp Eisen April 20, 2008

Shonessy

a usually shy girl; very beautiful and smart. often times, girls get jealous of her

Shonessy is the epitomy of beauty

by cali.dance.machine April 26, 2011

stonester

stone sister; a best friend you get stoned with

I can always count on my stonester to get. down to get high.

by postmenopausal September 9, 2015