Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

Scratch

A coding program typically used in school computer classes.

Hello class, please open Scratch and begin coding a gun.

by DetectiveTeeVee February 21, 2022

scratchdogged

To get incredibly unlucky, particularly in a game of chance.

Person 1: As long as you don't roll a 1 you've won.

Person 2: *Rolls a one* Ahh damn, I've been scratchdogged!

by Mr 0 April 29, 2022

scratchurbate

The act of scratching your genitals long after the itch is gone, just for the pleasure.

It's a good idea to wash your hands after you scratchurbate.

If you must scratchurbate, do it in private.

Some people scratchurbate every chance they get.

by Tiasdad October 14, 2022

scratch.mit

hell

Person 1: lets use scratch.mit
Person 2: dont

by bizzylmao0 November 10, 2022

Scratchbait

A scam typically involving a fake note left the victims windshielf claiming to have scratched your car and an email to swap information. In reality, the scammer is hoping to obtain your personal information for malicious use.

Beware of scratchbait.

by J808bl July 23, 2023

Scratch

A coding website built for kids it uses these blocks to code and childish look and many furries on the website i hate furries

hey guess what i made this minecraft game in Scratch!

by riotlong773 August 3, 2023