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scene

Like emo, but too much of a pussy to cut themselves/not quite enough of an attention whore to cut themselves. In other words, a worthless piece of shit that should fuck off and die. Just because you and your small group of friends SAY you are cool, does not make you so. Actively searching out obscure indie bands just so you can say 'I liked them before they were famous' makes you scum. And for fucks sake, stop filling Steve Jobs' pockets with money. Losers.
*At the mall, shopping for new CDs*

Friend one= "Goddamn, all these scene kids falling over each other to buy shitty music"

Friend two= "Get the fuck out of my way, I'm trying to find QUOTSA's new album!!"

Friend one= "Damnit I left my knife at home..."

Friend two= "Don't worry, I brought mine, time to clean out the dregs of the gene-pool!"

Friend one= "Fuck yeah!"
by chrishallett83 May 8, 2008
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scene

OKAY,
since there's a bunch of haters
telling you their version of a ridiculous stereotype.
so maybe you guys would want to hear what scene is from someone who is,
you know,
SCENE.
duhhh.

so here it goes.
MOSTLY,
a scene kid is someone who generally doesn't give a crap of what other's think of them.
it's that simple.
not all sceney's are all "KTHNXBAI", like definition 1 says.
okay? we're just kids who got tired of caring what people want to label us, and just made our own label.

DO NOT:
-confuse scene with emo, they are two completely different things.
-think that we all wear skinny jeans, and all love screamo, and all love plastic bows and spikey hair. many do, but some don't.

DIFFERENTIATE:
-there are often two sides of scene:
the drugheads, and the straightedges.
drugheads: do whatever. often weed.
straightedges: are decidedly AGAINST drugs and alcohol.
so don't decide not to be friends with a sceney just because you've heard they all do drugs, and are all stuck up beyyotches.
how to spot a sceney:
usually will be wearing tight jeans, vans, and a t-shirt from either a concert, hottopic, zumiez, etc.
almost always have something radically different going on with their hair. often is ratted, dyed, dyke spiked, super straight, or all of the above
i'm NOT saying this is what EVERY sceney looks like, but many are.
by jane`sceney December 6, 2007
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scene

1. Unintelligent high school age children who pretend to actually know something about music despite the fact that they have never picked up a musical instrument, nor have they composed a song in their entire existence.

They spend all of their free time outside of school at this horrid place called "the mall" doing drugs with their friends, talking to their twenty-two year old faggot ringleader while he "works so god-damn hard" at Sam Goody for $7.25 an hour. Many of them also use this time to break up with one another, cry over it, and then "lose it" in a big storm of angst-ridden bravado to impress the Sam Goody guy. see also faggot

2. People who name-drop bands but don't own any of their albums. Having them on your IPOD or burning the CD still does not count because you are a grab-ass piece of shit who will not support the artist.
1. This girl Charly and her boyfriend that I sent to the hospital. He was only 16....

2. xIxMxQuEeRcOrEx: OMG, I totally love underOATH... but G.B.H is teh sex!

fuckyouwithaknife: Really? Do you prefer G.B.H's City Baby Attacked By Rats or Ha Ha?

xIxMxQuEeRcOrEx: Uh, I just like, downloaded some of their, like songs off of the like, net because I like, saw Lars Frederiksen wearing their shirt in like, the liner notes for his like, self-titled album with the bastards. Like, Sam Goody doesn't like, carry their CDs so like, I've never like, heard those albums and stuff.
by Sante Girogio September 17, 2005
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scene

scene people who are almost exactly like emos..
emo - wahh my bf just broke up with me, im gonna cut myself till my pants get too tight

scene- damn i just got dumped. time to cut my hair again. sidebangs this time and straight. maybe ill wear pants that are size 3 and im a size 7 and maybe a shirt tht is too tight for me and maybe ill make a myspace and whore myself too hundreds off people i wont even talk too
by Viki FM January 10, 2006
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scene

-guys and girls that cant see because their choppy black hair with the blonde streak is obstructing their vision.
-kids who "bring the mosh" to that hXc show last nite.
-kids who enjoy guns
-kids who enjoy glamour
-kids who like to use the phrase "cunt face"
-boys who like to wear tight jeans, and a tight black hoodie, with some form of a girl-esque sneaker.
-girls who wear big sunglasses, bows, polkadots, little hearts, fun clips, flats because they want to.
-3757265726765 pictures on myspace from the same angle of them with messy hair, biting their lip, serious face/laughing convinently, 1/3 of their face showing, big sunglasses,.. etc. see myspace.com
-because being emo isnt cool anymore.
x the nite life x:lyke omgz did you see that sic hXc show last nite at the down town? <33

xcutxmyxwristsx: ugh shya were you liek there? i didnt see you. <.3

x the nite life x: lolz yeh i went with james, rob and kate even though she is such a slut faced whore and james is a cunt face. <33
by PFF July 3, 2005
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scene

Basically, emo kids that don't admit to being emo.
Not surprisingly, they look pretty much the same as emo kids, but with more childish things than "darker" things.
"Oh, crap. Brian and Heather think I'm emo!"
"Shit! Uhm...just say that you're scene."
"That's...that's just brilliant enough to work. Quick, we must change our screennames to cuntx_____bangdeath and steal shirts from our little siblings!"
by CarbonatedWater July 29, 2008
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scene

1.) n. A subculture, group, or clique of people and often the music used to identify them. Can be anything, really. Punk, hardcore, alternative, indie, etc. The term is often used to generalize the people, bands, and hangout locales of the group.

2.) adj. A way to mock or insult someone who tries too hard to dress in the style of whatever "scene" or subculture they identify with. Having the title "scenester" didn't used to be a desirable thing. Almost like being called a "poser," or being accused of being superficial. Other terms commonly used are "scenefag" or "sceneslut."

3.) adj. As time wore on, a predominant "scene" emerged of androgynous boys and girls with asymmetrical hair cuts, tight jeans, and loud, neon colored hoodies and DIY shirts. They adopted the title "scene" to describe themselves, similar to the way some gays and lesbians have adopted the words "fag" and "dyke" in an attempt to remove the negative connotation.
1.) "Hey man, let's start a band to prove we're down for the scene" or "This indie rock scene fuckin sucks, let's go downtown and kick it with the punks"

2.) "Look at that fuckin' scenester, he thinks he's so damn hip. What a tool."

3.) "OMG Kaylie, that polka dot ribbon and neon green shirt with the dinos is like, SO scene! XOXO"
by JFFB March 31, 2008
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