Scaretistic

Statistics usually made up to scare people to one side of an argument or to a different belief or value.

Scaretistic: Birth control fails 243% of the time!

by tbclycan November 14, 2011

scarbeard

Someone who covers his circumcision scar by growing a beard, because he is such a prick his circumcision scar is along his jawline.

I liked some of the games SJG published, until I found out the guy who runs it is a scarbeard.

by contrarian demon August 2, 2011

ScareScrot

When you use a pen, pencil, marker, or crayon to add a face to your ball sac. Your pubic hair acts as straw and your penis acts as the hat. Once the ScareScrot is complete, all public lice and crabs will flee the area in fear.

Dude, my balls have been itching like crazy, I think I need to make a ScareScrot and keep all these crabs away.

by Samsonite,Iwaswayoff November 20, 2013

Scared Shrekless

Being so scared you are making Shrek references.

Dude, Shrek Forever After is so bad I'm basically scared Shrekless!!

by whiteboyz36 April 19, 2018

Scared

Feeling of rejection , embarrassment , TALKING BACK TO UR ARABIC MOM

Me: can I go ou-
Mom: HOW DARE YOU
Me: i just-
Mom: *grabs the slipper immediately*
Me: * shits herself* (scared)

by Help I’m still running November 9, 2019

healthy scare

A nice surprise, like a surprise birthday party.

Bob had a healthy scare when his family had a surprise party for him.

by TheFormalPanda January 8, 2015

National Scare Someone Day

Go up to anyone and scare them

it’s national scare someone day
boo 🎃

by heyiwanttobetiktokfamouslol October 17, 2019