salome

an ugly bitch thats tries to steal your boyfriend and is flat as fuck. she also loves to get attention from fuck boys that just want to fuck her and leave her cause she's ugly. she's also a childish virgin who just hoes around with every guy/girl ever.

Juan: yo Salome is such a hoe, maybe you should go out with her Johnathan.
Paola:no, from what I heard she probably has aids no lie my cousin fucked her and got syphilis.
johnathan: damn, I was gonna fuck her but now that you tell me that, I don't wanna fuck her she should like move to Jacksonville

by Brittany the realest bitch August 7, 2017

sammich

A sammich is the coolest possible way to spell "Sandwich", in doing so you also have to pronounce as so:
sa-m-m-ic-h

I ate a sammich, it tasted good epic win on my part.

by sparta kicking person September 29, 2011

Salomon

Salomon is a dirty wet back who wears blue jackets and red jackets everyday of his life. He enjoys playing fortnite all day without making contact to the outside world. He also likes devouring fat cock down his mouth without hesitation. Overall Salomon is an immigrant that doesn't have a green card and should be sent back to where he came from.

Damn what is that Salomon doing here why isn't he playing fortinte

by MEDIUM GAY March 8, 2018

Sammich

Mikey and Gerard Way's way of saying sandwhich.

And it wasnt a tuna and whip-cream sammich anymore, it was a Tuna and Mikey's cum sammich!

by Wednesdaysmango July 25, 2006

Sammi

A controlling ass bitch who thinks the world revolves around her. Typically known to whip her man and looks like a rat.

“DUDE WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A RAT IN HERE”

“Bro calm down it’s just Sammi”

by Izeolite August 26, 2019

roast beef sammiches

Beer

Man I'm hung over today because of all those roast beef sammiches I had lastnight.(nm)

by Pater June 10, 2003

Sammies Award

The SAMMIES (Sacramento Area Music Awards) are designed to recognize emerging and popular Sacramento area bands and solo performers, and to illuminate the region's vibrant music scene.
The SAMMIES Awards Ceremony take place in July each year, include a festival, awards & live performances from some of Sacramento's best local musicians.

A Sammie is the Sacramento Area Music Award.

"Who won the Sammies Award for 2009?"

"I'm not sure if I remember all of em but I think the Readers’ Choice Winners were:

Outstanding Emcee
Random Abiladeze

Outstanding Hip-hop Producer
Jaesynth

Outstanding Hip-hop/Rap
Righteous Movement

Outstanding Turntablist
DJ Epik

Outstanding Singer-Songwriter
Be Brave Bold Robot

Outstanding Country/Americana/Folk
Light Rail

Outstanding Jazz/Blues/Latin
Ross Hammond

Outstanding Electronica
Tha Fruitbat

Outstanding Experimental
Mom

Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Man Automatic

Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Prieta

Outstanding Punk/Hardcore
Final Summation

Outstanding Indie
The New Humans

Outstanding Pop
Agent Ribbons

Outstanding Rock
MC Rut

Outstanding Release/Album
MC Rut

Outstanding Reggae/Ska/Funk/Jam
Arden Park Roots

Outstanding Sacramento Band
MC Rut

Outstanding Teen Band
Red Wire Army"

"For somebody who ain't sure, you gotta friggin photographic memory"

"Yeah & I remember what your Mom's fupa looks like too!"

by The Skurge August 20, 2009