Salmonitis

When your body swells uncontrollably due to, to much ingestion of salmon

Briget has salmonitis

by Shaninandtickles May 7, 2019

Salmon Run

Salmon run is a delicious serious of shots being in this order. Tequilia, Clamato juice (some people say V8 but why would it have the name salmon in it that just doesnt make sense) and then finally orange juice or pineapple.

Let's get Dirty Mike and the boys together and do some delicious Salmon Runs.

by Eteyos May 30, 2019

Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

Salmon run

A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.

That girls such a whore she does the salmon run every night.

by NicL9 June 15, 2019

Salmon

When someone (preferably in a Love Island villa) runs up to a pool and jumps in while wriggling their body a bit with their arms stuck to their sides to look like a salmon. They also tend to make a noise that isn’t really relevant to a salmon it’s just real funny. In other words - Chris’ signature move.

“Boys let’s salmon”-Chris
-boys jump in pool looking like autists-

by Heythereurbandictionaryusers August 2, 2019

spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

savage salmon

Savage Salmon is when you accidentally pronounce Savage7 wrong, and it becomes Savage Salmon :)

i don't even know, it's just savage salmon.

by kpop_for_ever August 10, 2019