Swonging

The act in which a boy manipulates his pubic hair with his own semen.

Dude, What r u doing
I'm swonging man, jeez
Oh, sweet

by mr tukka June 6, 2009

your ass is singing

Your butt cheeks are physically sexy to the point where you turn people on by its sheer physical perfection. You have a sculpted butt evident from the result of hard work at the gym.

Damm!!! Your ass is singing tonight! Your ass is hella hot... I would hit that and quit it no question.

by papa chino September 23, 2013

Swingin' Dick

A big time mover and shaker, one who feels their self-importance to society is so high that they use extra starch on their shirts as if they were on their way to a Dracula convention.

Look at that guy, he's a real swingin' dick. His shirt is so stiff it could walk by itself.

by g3 and mocheeks December 9, 2008

mud slinging

the act of fingering a girls asshole instead of their vagina, on accident... bro.

i was petting my dog last night, and ended up mud slinging her.

by abc123abc456 March 13, 2011

Slinging Dick

Another plumber's term. It means to put a sling on your friend Richard, who was hurt in a plumbing accident

Richard broke his arm while laying pipe. Guess I'll be slinging Dick.

by blormble August 18, 2019

Slinging chum

To ejaculate -- especially to ejaculate particularly hard or with unusually great force.

"Man, my girlfreind gave me such a great handjob last night, I was slinging chum!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

stinging pussy

when a guy goes in and out of a girl's pussy really quickly during sex

Girl 1: How was it last night, did he listen to your suggestion and pick up the pace?

Girl 2: Two words: stinging pussy

Girl 1: Aww, I wish I had that much fun!

*runs into a corner and masturbates*

by Cressida Dick June 22, 2012