The Burke Studies

“The Burke studies” were a scientific study took place in 2018. In these studies, a highly respected research group ran a series of tests to find if “Hailey Burke” is attractive (despite her beliefs). Not only did the conclusion state that Hailey Burke was indeed very attractive, but also that she is an amazing person and one of the most wonderful friends in existence.

The results of “The Burke Studies” were very obvious.

“The Burke Studies” weren’t needed to tell us these results; this is already known.

by Speaker of Facts September 3, 2018

No Study September

No study SEPTEMBER means that you won't study at school in september at all.

The next month is No Study September

by urboyhades November 11, 2019

Performative Studying

Performative studying is an ineffective, impractical and performative method of studying. Primarily used only for the aesthetics and to be posted on social media, mainly to Pinterest and "studytok" part of TikTok.

Alan never picked up a pen in his life 'till he transferred to UC Irvine, now he got a whole highlight of his performative studying for the ABGs to see.

by Assemble25 October 14, 2025

Study

Something most people won't do and still get a 100 percent on anything

"Imagine studying"

by jamalou68blueballs February 14, 2022

k-studying

Studying while watching k-dramas.

I was k-studying all night, finished my homework and a new season.

by Yerzhan July 4, 2024

Study tower

A tower several stories high that someone studies their opponent from while being literally over their head enough that they wouldn't need any metaphors.

The girl thought several steps ahead of anyone she studied from her study tower.

by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

studying

Studying (verb): A word used to replace the word "smoking." The act of smoking weed (cannabis).

Hey Jimmy, are we studying after school? I really need to get the edge off.

by edgyaustin November 13, 2016