somadra

A beautiful monkey

Somadra staring at the banana

by somadra’s 12 inch December 10, 2023

Somali Rocket Launcher

When a woman, preferably Somali, gets several banannas launched up her vagina by a Somali man holding a pressurised cannon of some sorts

Woman 1: "Get up to anything on the weekend?"

Woman 2: "Yeah, Yusuf 'Somali Rocket Launcher'd' me, my snatch smells like bananna bread"

by cockandballsraper69 July 1, 2024

Somalia

A failed country known mainly to produce terrorists and pirates. From 2000s until now Somalia is still exclusively kept afloat by their white masters(UN) as the country struggles to generate any revenue whatsoever. During the Boon's(Barre the monkey) time the failed state was also kept afloat exclusively by Somaliland's livestock export, consisting of almost 60-70% of their entire GDP. Somalia is home to the least productive, low iq, most corrupt, and laziest humans you'll ever ever see in entirety of the accursed black continent.

Failed State Of Somalia Resident: "Hey, do you want to go to Somalia with me?"
Free Democratic Republic Of Somaliland Resident: "No, I don't want to get blown to pieces"

by anonymous July 11, 2024

somad

when you are so mad…

I’m somad.

by mullizu August 20, 2024

somax

Description of something completely unbelievable, or made-up sounding.
Can also be used as the verb "somaxed", to accuse someone of lying.

thats so somax
he totally somaxed that story

by nabelm March 9, 2024

Somalian Cannonball

A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it

Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”

Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”

by poocheesie March 27, 2024

somaina

Somaina is the most beautiful girl in the world inside and out

She is so like somaina

by anonymous April 8, 2024