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Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"
by Ceita May 2, 2022
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Soggy Joe

When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.
Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"
by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022
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Soggy Ethan

A pint glass of unheated Heinz Baked Beans.
Kacper: "Yo Darren, hit me with a Soggy Ethan."
Darren: "Nah man, only got Spaghetti Hoops"
by Semi-eggquatic February 6, 2021
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soggy boggy

The wee ned threw a soggy boggy at the classroom ceiling while the teacher had her back turned.
by NotInTheWestEnd February 8, 2021
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Soggy Ron

The art of multiple male participants standing in a bukkake formation spunking onto Renalds head, therefore creating a brylcream like styling gel.
Me and the boys gave Renalds a soggy ron
by Kontex February 17, 2021
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Soggy Sombrero

A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
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Soggy Poggy

When you release your smooth ejaculate in her ass and spread her cheeks so hard her asshole makes an O resembling the Pog Man
Jaquis: Hey wanna try the Soggy Poggy?
Kyle III: I will shoot you
Jaquis: Go ahead daddy
by Non Long Shlong March 16, 2021
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