by Skoofz September 27, 2007
Get the Skoof mug.Sloppy kisses not with the mouth lips, but with the labial lips. The smooch’s target is usually the cheek of the face or, for special occasions, the cheek of the butt.
Ben: Sally and I made a real connection on our last date. I think she might be the one.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.
Sam: You lucky bastard.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.
Sam: You lucky bastard.
by kittyboss/zachnasty July 23, 2008
Get the smooches mug.a smoob is a man breast that is clasified as being sexy, or saggy if you find the male very unatractive
ChloeGibson says: wow my smoobs are sore, i smashed them of the door when i ran to the fridge, owch
GemmaGilfedder says to LindsayIreland: ohh did you see that man, he was well sexy, his smoob turns me on, Ahh its getting Hawt in here:)
GemmaGilfedder says to LindsayIreland: ohh did you see that man, he was well sexy, his smoob turns me on, Ahh its getting Hawt in here:)
by Stiney WinkeyBurg August 1, 2012
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Get the smooching pickles mug.Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.
Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.
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