skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
by DaddyKinkojou June 07, 2018
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Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.
Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping
by timyord June 06, 2020
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skip and slide

when one skips school and instead plays on the slide and slide.
oh wow! she must have had so much fun missing 6th period playing on the skip and slide in her front yard.
by kurahh April 15, 2011
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