the skillet surprise 

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

the skillet surprise by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008

home skillet

Home Skillet is a proper noun used to describe a caucasian male from rural areas who thinks he posses the same street cred as an afro-american from the "hood". This individual may be seen wearing a wave cap and a flat billed hat. The subject may also be witnessed wearing Urban apparel, gold chains, and talking in Eubonics. This term is said to have been originated in Southwestern Kansas by Mr. J. L. Wiser whilst making fun of said individual "homeskillet". AKA: Wigger

What's up G?

Not much Homey, jus chillin'.

Ah-ite then, keep it on the realz.

Peace home skillet. ....F-ing turd.

home skillet by Back Door Moe September 1, 2006

Skill4lf 

Skill4lf, A Famous world wide Legend on the Massive Online Game, Runescape. He is known for his Leet Skills and his Wealthiness.

Holy Elephant, Skill4lf added me on Runescape! I can sell this Runescape Account for $1,000,000.

Skill4lf by Skill4lf January 21, 2009

All skin and no skill 

A person in CSGO that has many expensive weapon skins and has absolutely no skill when it comes to playing the game

That kid sucks at CSGO and only has skins All Skin and no skill I tell you jimmy Mcskillet jr

All skin and no skill by nrwahle dick November 19, 2016

skill 

hit Justin Bieber with a waterbottle while he's on stage

that throw at the concert had skill

skill by ROB_biatch September 27, 2011

skillful 

One who is said to be skillful, basically just has mad skillz.

Professor: He's a skillful guy.
L33t Student: What?
Professor: He's got mad skillz.
L33t Student: Oh.

skillful by ~The Nameless One~ August 26, 2005

skillfullguy 

Knows eveything and anything, good at everything. Very skilled. Nicknamed "skills"

For more information see Kevin Kim n.

kevin is a really skillful guy

skillfullguy by .hack April 29, 2003