bitch shift

A ridiculously short shift that is in the middle of the day that kills any plans that you have.

Subway gave me a bitch shift from 6pm-8pm.

by Tom Bomb January 13, 2006

shitty death

Used as an alternative to holy shit or fuck me

shitty death my balls have just fell off

by Raftastic August 14, 2006

Shinty

Shinty is defined as a irregularly large male private extremity. That has the ability to be eaten.

Aye yo do you eat the shinty?

by Vindaloo(browntelkatisis) March 20, 2019

Shitty fingers

When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.

Guy: Man got no toliet paper left!
Guy: Man, got shitty fingers.

by Durek October 10, 2006

shisty

Cheap, sneaky

Roberto is one shisty mutha fucka, not comping me at the club when I've known him like forever.

by sugabeet March 31, 2004

shitty pussy

When the dick is removed from the ass and replaced into the cunt. Without changing condoms or washing the crap of your cock.

Tom had anal sex with tracey and then put his penis into her vagina. She now has shitty pussy.

by annoyimouse October 16, 2006

Birthday-shift

Verb- The practice of celebrating one’s birthday on a different day because that person’s actual birthday is not convenient for the party thrower(s).

John: Dude… Jane is going to be so pissed off when we celebrate her birthday on Friday instead of her real birthday date on Wednesday. Missy isn’t going to be here on Wednesday so she forced us to pull a Birthday-shift.

by Zeke489 May 6, 2009