MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE

Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.

Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?

by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service

Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!

by RealOBRav August 22, 2016

Rajat Servicing

Rajat is a thin guy trying to bulk.

When everyone else wanted to go home, Rajat Servicing was damn excited to stay back and work late.

by Real Laser April 4, 2022

National thank Braden for his service day

The National thank Braden for his service day (NTBFHSD) is an event that takes place on the 10th of October to congratulate every moderator going by the name "Braden" for their service towards their community.

Thank you Braden, and happy National Thank Braden for His Service day!

by frappemorelikepappe October 8, 2022

Service-Side

A gay, bi, or queer man who identifies as a side (not interested in anal sex) and whose primary focus in sexual encounters is pleasuring his partner through oral sex, mutual masturbation, and other non-penetrative acts, rather than seeking reciprocal stimulation.

A guy who doesn’t do anal (top or bottom) but lives to please. Gets off on getting you off.

“Damn, he’s a total service-side — I didn’t even have to lift a finger, he just sucked me dry.”

by toclus August 30, 2025

private service

The action of doing help or doing work for someone privately

I don't use any public porn website to watch porn, I use private services.

by Ringa Darkmountain November 7, 2018