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Antichrist of Satanism

An Antichrist of Satanism was described on a cable documentary as a person who is trying to end Satanism in its entirety.
One current Antichrist of Satanism is a woman by the alias of Kmam who wants to end the Church of Satan.
by ScienceBurt March 6, 2020
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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Satan's Taxi

When you get in your car in the summer and its scorching hot as if Satan himself was sitting in the front seat.
Should we take your car? Nah, my A/C is broke so it's gonna be like Satan's taxi.
by TheIronTooth May 6, 2016
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Satan's Week

When a female is on her period.
EX: Rachel told her boyfriend she couldn't have sex due to Satan's Week.
by RU$$IANMAFIA April 22, 2020
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satan water

Get someone else’s spit on someone’s asshole, fill the asshole with whiskey, then slurp it up
My bitch made me drink her satan water last night, and I kinda liked it
by Analfister19 May 17, 2019
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satan’s latter

5 or more men performing oral sex in interlocking positions
Me and the guys are climbing satan’s latter tonight, you in?
by Stewies January 15, 2018
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Satan's Call

When you're being given head and once you ejaculate, she pulls away with her mouth full of seed and makes a goat noise.

-E&A
Bob: Oh shit... I'm boutta do a big fat nut.
*she pulls away*
Her: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Her: haha Satan's Call *finger guns*

Second Example:
Samantha: Oh shit... I'm boutta cum!
Bob: Alright, watch this babe.
*pulls away menacingly as she's orgasming*
Bob: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by BaguetteSenpai November 17, 2019
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