ashlee simpson

Well.. She has a good band.

Also: (n) When the first thing that comes to mind when you're in trouble is... HO-DOWN

Gives up on "Fall... With you, I fall so fast"

by sk1 October 27, 2004

Homer Simpson

The act of wanting to eat after sex.

*private business in room*
guy: oh man, i could go for a sandwich right now
girl: you're such a homer simpson.

by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

jessica simpson

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter

guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake

by me777 September 14, 2006

bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

by Artmedic March 25, 2010

Homer Simpson Glue Money

Having so much money you can spend it on extremely frivolous items. In reference to a 2 centimeter bulb of dried glue that sold on eBay for $237,000 because it looked like Homer Simpson.

Why is the thermostat set at 70? What kinda cash do you kids think I make, Homer Simpson Glue Money?

Look at those rims! That Lil' Wayne must be making Homer Simpson Glue Money!

by Kurogane83 March 13, 2012

Billy Simpson

A large man who will eat you out of house and home and also such a hoot.

My fridge is empty, bet it was that billy Simpson

by Kulkin June 6, 2020

Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021