Trace: "Hey look at that him, he's cute."
Sara: "Hmm, not really, he's a Sam."
Trace: "Your fucking kidding me."
Sara: "Hmm, not really, he's a Sam."
Trace: "Your fucking kidding me."
by the_penzance May 08, 2014
Dickhead who chats shit. Never trust a sam they always lie to make themselves look better. They cannot be trusted with girls.
by Chizino September 24, 2017
1 - Commonly used to describe a once popular individual who has fallen from fame but is yet to realise it. Along with gross over-confidence, a certain lack of wit sums up the personality of such a character. If you engage in general conversation with a "sam" expect frequent interruptions in the form of childish outburst of random sounds. This seems a common ritual in the every-day life of a sam and is only found amusing only by the smattering of remaining cult-followers.
2 - In certain areas of Northeast Scotland can be used to describe a random person who looks similar to Dibs.
2 - In certain areas of Northeast Scotland can be used to describe a random person who looks similar to Dibs.
1 - "God i can't believe that guy keeps trying to talk to me, who does he think he is?"
"Relax, he's a total sam."
2 - "Woah i could have sworn i just saw Dibs."
"Nah, it would have been Sam."
"Relax, he's a total sam."
2 - "Woah i could have sworn i just saw Dibs."
"Nah, it would have been Sam."
by Salway123 May 08, 2008
usually a stupid fuck who tells people he loves them then leaves them with in a few weeks. normally isnt very intelligent, and is very unattractive. NOBODY! likes him because hes a gay douche.
by samual hater December 30, 2011
1. Horny tool who derserves nothing better than a slut.
2. Fucking bitch who likes a girl and then leaves her hanging for someone else.
3. Nothing better than a piece of shit even if he is good looking.
2. Fucking bitch who likes a girl and then leaves her hanging for someone else.
3. Nothing better than a piece of shit even if he is good looking.
by JoyRide January 25, 2009
by superb at masturbation February 09, 2010