Salad and Breadsticks

When two gay dudes 69 each other, and the 69 consists of both licking each others assholes (salad), and choking on each others dicks (breadsticks). This is one of the most gayest acts.
Dude, I walked into my house last night and there is Jeff and Beardy, giving each other the ol' salad and breadsticks right on the fucking dining room table. I puked everywhere.
by Hard Hat Harold October 21, 2008
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Salad Fingers

Mr. Salad Fingers is a precious lover of rusty spoons. He enjoys the pleasures of Nettles, yes, he enjoys them very much sir. Mr. Fingers likes to indulge in the delicacies that are his puppet mates. There will be fog on the shore tonight. Bossum. "I.. I like it when the red water comes out..." --Mr. Salad Fingers. Some may call him distuuurrbed: but I love him. Love, Kate Stewart Baxter.
"But first, let me carress this rusty kettle..." says Salad fingers mightily. Do it with thy might, please.
by Kate Stewart Baxter Astrove September 23, 2005
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Salami Salad

a term used to describe the act of hitting multiple penises together while tossing the balls around.
Hey, Todd! You wanna go toss a salami salad with me and my 3 best dude friends?!

I saw inside the boys locker room yesterday and they were making a salami salad I wanted to eat right up. I brought the dressing!
by ballmuncher2008 April 08, 2010
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egg salad

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."
by Evil October 19, 2003
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Naughty Salad

Dank weed that has to be smoke through a bong or a vaporizer to make it a little more healthier than smoking from a pipe or a blunt. It is commonly and variety of weed ground together, hence it being a salad. It cannot, and should not be combined with "Shwag!"
"That dude is making a dank, naughty salad!"

"Were gonna need OG Kush, Silver Haze and Chemdawg to complete this Naughty Salad!"
by CrazyBluntzman21 April 02, 2010
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toss salad

hey buddy, you wanna toss my salad after we finish watching the antique roadshow?
by fartsniffer May 25, 2002
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Hot Salad

To give a rim job to somebody who has just taken a shit.
Don't tell nobody, but I just gave that girl a hot salad in the back of her car bro!
by mmmhmgirl February 22, 2016
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