s.u.g.a.r.

Sweet Unbeilevably Gorgeous And Rare

wow man she's so s.u.g.e.r.

by julabananeep September 7, 2005

C.R.A.B.S.

an abbreviation of CRazy Ass Bitch Syndrome. a severe disorder in which men are involuntarily attracted to crazy ass bitches.

Danny: Dude, she tried to gouge your eyes out.
Scott: I can't help it, I've got C.R.A.B.S. hardcore.

by Danz Ferdinand January 17, 2008

S.L.A.Y.E.R.

A heavy metal band. Also an acronym for Satan Laughs as You Eternally Rot.

Person 1) What's your favorite band?
Person 2) S.L.A.Y.E.R.!

by The Eternal Trickster July 10, 2011

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

Congratulations!!! You have now typed all variations of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and now you have put spaces in between them, you have reached peak boredness and gave up on finding actual entertainment when you are supposed to do an activity for school due tomorrow. I admire your dedication to finding excuses to not do your activities

Mom : Why are you not doing your assigned activities?
You : q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
Dog : Nani?!?!?!? I mean woof.

by Canimexis April 16, 2021

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C.

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers

The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

*ahem ahem*
So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaaay *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.AAAAAA
It's like you're always stuck in second geeeeeear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your yeeeeeear, but
I'll be there for yoooooou
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for yoooooou
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for yoooooou
('Cause you're there for me toooooooooo)
aaaaaaand scene.

I watched some F.R.I.E.N.D.S last night

by CoochieStealer69 November 20, 2018