When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.
My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.
by King of 142 October 19, 2004
The act of having a female forcefully shove one of her boobs into a man's anus until lactation occurs.
1. "Dude, I got Susan to give me a Russian Milkshake last night! Best night ever!"
2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"
3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.
2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"
3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.
by CreativeSex69 March 07, 2011
A variation of rickrolling where a user is tricked into viewing Eduard Khil's creepy vocalise performance from an old Soviet-era TV show.
P1: Hey P1, check out this sweet CoD7 trailer...
P2: WTF? This guy's creepy. (catchy though...)
P1: Haha, you've been russian rolled!
P2: WTF? This guy's creepy. (catchy though...)
P1: Haha, you've been russian rolled!
by sarysa March 06, 2010
The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.
Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian
by Francouis Steyn March 04, 2009
by TheRagingMidget March 21, 2017
a standing "69" with the women facing down. Then right before the man blows his load, he sits down. like a pile driver. the end result best case scenario is a very delightfull orgasm and the girl swallowed. Worst case scenario, an unconsious women, with sperm everywhere.
by german sniper December 26, 2007
by Rumster December 05, 2014