He plays rust all day, if he is your friend you be very lucky. he pulls women but not anymore because he not in his prime, 6th grade was his prime... he working on homework to get grades up. but he still suck.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
by iamthecameraman May 10, 2024
Get the russell mug.by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
Get the Russell's ball mug.Russel is just a LEGEND, a guy who is hot,sexy,and handsome af 'russel' with a single L is better than the double L's cause they don't take L's in life. Overall a good man ..
by Zxgj November 22, 2021
Get the Russel mug.The world's biggest rat. There isn't any other person with this name that can be more ratty than Russell.
by Dormat Dowell November 21, 2021
Get the Russell mug.The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
by mc.stilts July 17, 2022
Get the Russel paradox mug.Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
Get the Papa Russell mug.Very informative. Always there to tell the right people when something is wrong or illegal. Very giving especially to strangers.
Shanna Russell made sure that those nasty drug dealers went away for good and tonight she said we can be safe in her home where we can all be unprotected and go all night without worry.
by thebeaskneez June 14, 2022
Get the Shanna Russell mug.