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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
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rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.
Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.
by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012
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Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.
Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.
by Steady_1 November 23, 2023
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Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.
I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.
by JayMan2018 November 19, 2018
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Rooster cock Scott

When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.
That old rooster cock scott is at it again
by The wish master March 22, 2021
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