Bod Rod

Penis - erect or in a state of semi arousal.
Hey bud - see your bod rod's on full alert !
by Leo Lumpha March 10, 2016
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rod of discord

noun
the second most valuable item in terraria, behind the terra toilet
guy: "hey can i borrow your rod of discord?"
another guy: "do you know how much this thing took to get? heck no!"
by anpotato October 16, 2020
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gay rod

Small car (usually japanese) with loud exhaust, spoiler / wing, body kit, "NOS", fruity colors, a "cold air intake system (how useless), and are always extremely weak and very slow (0 - 60 in about five minutes). But for some reason, the driver claims it to be the fastest thing ever. Variation of the phrase "Hot Rod".
The fast and the furious had a lot of gay rods.

Billy's purple lowered Honda Civic is the slowest car ever made but he picks up plenty of guys in it because it's a gay rod.

Look at the two fags too curious in the gay rod over there.
by TiC_ToK May 14, 2004
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rod stewart

An old twat who'd rather play with his model trainset than fuck supermodels.
by Cuntbung October 29, 2003
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fuck rod

A man's penis....perferibly black...so that you can fuck a fuck hole
"Damn baby I'm gonna fuck yo fuck hole with my Fuck Rod Bitch...and you gonna like it"
by Sean Prizice June 07, 2007
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under rod

it is basically the bare branch of your penis, the part which lies under your foreskin.
note: often exposed on those people who are over circumcised at birth.
last nigh i pulled back my foreskin and noticed that my under rod is painfully bleeding
by matthew king June 11, 2004
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Lightning rod

When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.
Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.
by Jaster December 15, 2003
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