robert and natalia

two people who like each other but can´t admit it so they say they´re just friends but everybody obviously sees they are more

friend : i know you like her
robert : dude chill we´re just robert and natalia
friend : mhm

by unicornDL7 February 15, 2018

Rober

stecher fickt alles komm!! Motherfucker in person

Rober ist Motherfucker in person fickt alles weg

by Sikerimamk June 14, 2020

Robert

Robert is a fucking legened that licks booty holes only on the weekends. Most of the time he is blasting music or watching videos about mixing. He is the kind of guy you can't tell what to do because his ears will lose hearing if you do. Robert is so funny he will make your chest collapse because sometimes his spinal cord comes out of his neck and it gets in everyones guacomole. He eats enough food to feed a village and is always thin. Sometimes robert gets lost in his bed when he's meditating and can't find his way out the sheets.

Robert is out of this Dimension.

girl 1 have you seen robert?
girl2 Nope he is porbably in the clouds again
girl 1 tell him to come down, I got him some Texas Native Pecans

by weareone1ove July 13, 2020

robert

A guy with a huge wiener he’s a chick magnet he’s tall and hot and has a chad personality he prob gets invited first to all the parties and gets straight As on all his classes

a truly perfect individual

girl: omg jessica is that robert
jessica: yes it’s him he fingerblasted my pussy and it was sooooo good

girl: omg i wish he’d do that to me too

by Verbtheserf January 17, 2022

Robert

He's tall, charming and beautiful, the type of person who will always make you laugh and comfortable around them, who will always respect and take good care of you. Everyone loves them, they're gorgeous with the most beautiful brown eyes, you won't want to let them go.

A: Who's that beautiful person?
B: That must be Robert!

by ILoveToLove<3 March 2, 2022

Sergi Roberto

One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.

Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.

Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.

Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.

Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape

Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone

Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.

by Sleeping pets September 5, 2023

Roberto

When you first meet Roberto you might think he is insane. When you get to know him more he is actually really caring. He is really funny. He is very social and he can never stop taking. He gets in trouble a lot. Mostly because he talks or he talks back. Roberto will keep their secrets between him and you. He will keep his mouth shut. He acts very very gay but he isn’t don’t worry. He never try’s at school and fails all of his classes. Trust me he is one of the funniest and trusting guys you will ever met.

Ay yo Roberto!

Oml your so stupid, but funny at the same time!
You got to know Roberto well,trust me he’s trusting!

by Keenwa April 19, 2019