Albino Rhino

A hefty, excessive in length serpent posessing one red eye, which typically lives in the trousers of a caucasian manbeast, when excited it tends to spew gargantuan amounts of vanilla milkshakes

Dude 1: I've been looking for something to worship
Dude 2: Dude, me too!
Daniel: Well gentlemen feast your eyes as I uncage the beast
Dude 1 & 2: (kneeling) All hail the Albino Rhino!

by D-daddy shizzz (spiderman) November 7, 2010

Rhino

When you have freakishly large muscles and you are dumb as fuck. Usually called retard strength. On occasion rhinos will usually fake heart attacks during football practices. Also you can never understand this so called rhino. So don't try to make small talk with it. It might have a very freakishly wierd chode as well.

I stuck that rhino in the arm with a pin.

by Mr. Afrojackson February 20, 2009

white Rhino

what I smoked last night

well, a good example of some good white widow is, when you dont really remember much after your first puff. everything turned into this string of events, that were happening so quickly i had no idea how i was going to stop them. They were challenging me to a dual, and i had to compete. The day was a battle day of some kind and i had to defeat many things like... Talking to all my teachers only 20 minutes after i toked the shit, and smoking a joint at lunch that same day, i wasnt sure i could handle them but i did and i won over white rhino, so what i want next is some white widow i think it might defeat me, if i had another stoner day type thing going.. :D

by Tokenange November 5, 2006

Albino Rhino

The act of attaching a white dildo to your head and then using it to penetrate your partner.

Jill got so freaky last night she asked me to give her an albino rhino.

by tmant August 24, 2016

Rinoa

An extremely annoying Final Fantasy female who is the perfect example of a canon Mary Sue.

I wanna dig Rinoa's heart out with a spoon and hang her by her own entrails!

by Teh Cat May 29, 2004

Black Rhino

When you pooh on someones face in such a way, that it looks like they have a large horn.

Mr Parish was administered a Black Rhino. He loves the horn.

by Ricktus January 28, 2004

Rhino

To rhino someone is when you sneak up behind someone, grab their shoulders, and shove your knee as hard as you can up their ass. You can also get a running start.

Sometimes you can Rhino on any part of their thigh.

"I just ran up and RHINOED Cole into his locker"

by Tim McNulty March 8, 2008