Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)

After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.

by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009

rectal spelunker

An adventurous homosexual male.

Christopher is a rectal spelunker.

by scott777 March 17, 2008

Rectal Nazi

Also called "anal nazi." Someone who harbors fantasies with both elements of butt play and nazis. These fantasies are generally not shared with the public. A rectal nazi can be gay or straight, and can be male or female. Frighteningly, they are indistinguishable from normal, healthy people.

"Tell me your fantasy."
"Well, okay. I get rammed up the rear by Adolf Hitler until my intestines fall out and then I put on a strap on and fuck his butt until his intestines fall out."
"We should see other people."

Stay away from Georgia, she's a rectal nazi.

by georgia8888 May 31, 2009

rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region

Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick

by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

rectal

of or to do with the asscrack

John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!

by rian February 14, 2005

Rectangle

A rectangle is most commonly found when a person trys to eat to many carrots at once. They get an overflow which causes the rectum to become tangled and mangled.

"Ouch the rectangle is hurting between my legs, Dude."

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003