by dirk dinkum February 25, 2020

by Carrrrrriieee February 11, 2021

by Road runner expertise December 14, 2016

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."
Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"
Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.
Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.
by glasspaper May 22, 2017

by Giggggggg January 11, 2018

A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.
Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020
