Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.

Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out

by Shmip January 29, 2022

Robert

Is a funnee man who's is very tall with a huge weiner and a big brain he also like lasagna

Sarah: Have you seen Robert?
Michelle: Yeah his cock is massive

by Marketparrakeet January 30, 2022

Robert

If you meet a Robert, just know that man has a massive wang.

Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.

"God I want to be with Robert"

by CyanideAngel December 16, 2021

Robert

Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.

Receive Robert into your life and cleanse yourself of sin. Pray to him and he will listen.

by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 30, 2021

Robert

Autism

“Bro ROBERT you are so cool”
“I am autism”

by Iluvvagina January 8, 2022

Robert

A weird kid that thinks he’s a dinosaur and a nigga

You guys want to talk about dinosaurs. No shut up Robert

by Robert sucks February 10, 2022

Robert

A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells

Robert your A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells

by Robert sucks February 10, 2022