Robert

“Bro ROBERT you are so cool”
“I am autism”

Robert by Iluvvagina January 8, 2022

Robert

A very stunning, funny, and caring person. A person who gets all the ladies and could steal your girl. He is very easy to talk to. A little bit awkward though other than that, a very good friend.

That other day was soooo much fun. You have to be a Robert.

Robert by i knee'd a daddy January 21, 2022

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This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame

Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”

Robert by 0.4x January 29, 2022

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Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.

Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out

Robert by Shmip January 29, 2022