piddly round

Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet

"Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"

by liglaughlove March 25, 2022

My round

My round means my friend, partner, pr running mate

That dude is my round right there

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022

come round the corner

A thing that gangsters in the UK (Roadmen) say to you when they are planning to do some disrespectful shit to you, it can range from a simple beating and robbery to a cheffing.

Roadman: Ay, what you got for me, fam?
Innocent pedestrian: Nah, I don't have anything on me.
Roadman: Stop playing with me, man.
Innocent pedestrian: I swear! Just leave me alone!
Roadman: Come round the corner fam yeah I've had enough of you.

by TheCynicPyro December 15, 2022

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

Granny's Round

A discreet way of mentioning that a girl is on her period.

Girl 1: Whats up?
Girl 2: Granny's round...
Girl 1: aah...

by MaryLauryn July 27, 2011

Peg Leg Round House

Where you get YourNansPegLeg and fuck 6 people in a circle round the back of Farmfoods while handing out free hand jobs for Spotify Premium accounts.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, Heard you were giving out Peg Leg Round Houses for Spotify Accounts?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! Just meet me behind Farmfoods at 6!"

by YourPapasPegLegLF March 14, 2014

see you round the ranch

I’m happy to see you in non personal public places or work, but not in my private life...

I enjoyed our dinner last night. See you round the ranch.

by kittychai February 7, 2019