The act of sitting on another person's face while they sleep and farting so violently that their teeth chatter and cheeks rattle.
When you're man/woman is getting on your last damn nerve..."Go on, fall to sleep, you've been begging for your cheek rattle all night."
by Wldthng72169 September 16, 2019
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justin "hey matt how was that rattly old thing you slayed last night? matt" didnt even fuck her ay she just gave me a rattly sue and coughed all over my chest"
by Dapsy April 1, 2020
Get the A rattly sue mug.The act of cutting off the head of a rat and "neck-fucking" it. The term rattus comes from the latin meaning of the rat family. It is best to masturbate this way in an apartment and/or tenant infected with rats. People do this because the insides (blood and guts) of a rat feel like the next closest thing to a woman's vagina. In Dirty Rattus Masturbating, there is no need to disinfect the rat. If you would like to disinfect the rat, please look up "Sterilized Rattus Masturbating".
"I was staying at a cheep hotel in New York City by myself and took it upon myself to Dirty Rattus Masturbate." (infinitive of Dirty Rattus Masturbation.)
by nilano's other friend February 6, 2009
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OMG ASL ITS RATTICUSz0r
by omg_asl_cyber February 15, 2004
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Get the Texas RattleSnake mug.A sexual act in which one partner inserts a maraca in their anus and then proceeds to shake their ass vigorously making a sound similar to a rattlesnake just before striking at its prey.
I thought I was getting a kinky BJ and then the crazy bitch pulled a Nevada Rattlesnake and shoved a maraca up her ass then bit me in the dick.
by FieryFun April 13, 2016
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