Pikey

The act of going number 2 in your pants while at work and doing nothing about it (or attending a massage after the act).

Friend #1: I really need the toilet
Friend #2: careful you don't pikey it
Friend #1: good call I'll just got now

by Lewisharpie December 8, 2021

pokeyman848

The coolest man in PBST. He is a pretty cool man and he is a Cadet in PBST, being a Trained Respondent in PET. He is the smartest cadet known to date!

ex. Pokeyman848 is the coolest guy in the universe.

by randomman21 January 11, 2022

Pokey

1.of or relating to any sort of sexual intamacy
noun.

2. A very freaky or sexual individual.
3. To get poked or to poke

You heard ebrahim and kimari in the room last night? Them get pokey.

by Toomucchmoney January 22, 2022

Pokey Douche

A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.

Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!

by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022

Pokeymen

you have to obtain all of them

POKEY MEN HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
OUR BRAVERY WILL HELP US A BIT
YOU EDUCATE ME AND I'LL EDUCATE YOU
POKEYMEN
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
POKEYMEN

by helpimstuckatschoolandimbored March 23, 2022

pokeypenn

a white cat with orange hair wearing a yellow sweater

DO NOT APPROACH AT ALL COSTS

Person 1: Hey look at my cool cat

Person 2: That's pokeypenn

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK (Grabs it by the head and throws it at a nearby wall)

by scrimbobimbo April 12, 2022

Pokey

Pokey (Verb) - poe-kee
A pokey is the act of fingering ones own bum.
Short for - pokey bum wank.

Ali Chisholm, I’ve heard you have pokeys, ya batty boy

by Dyldonator May 12, 2022