Preventative Masturbation

The act of a married, or romantically committed, Man pleasuring himself regularly so as to eliminate the temptation of being unfaithful.

If I didn't do some Preventative Masturbation, I would be chasing after every skank in the neighborhood.

by Niems04 January 9, 2014

Pravek

The god sent gift, very precious. They are the reserved people and won't open up soon, but if they give a place for you in their heart you are the most luckiest person on Earth. They will love you from the bottom of their hearts.

He's a Pravek, he would never hurt anyone.

by Myneah September 29, 2021

Poverty Dog

A hot dog made with a slice of bread instead of a bun

Bros eating a poverty dog

by I<3CP(COD Points) August 27, 2023

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

Trumpism Prevention Day

When citizens of the world remind themselves every January 6 to lend zero support to white racism and supremacism, and to have zero tolerance for bigotry and xenophobia—in reference to the date when Donald J. Trump incited his diehard supporters-turned-terrorists to storm the US Capitol as a desperate attempt to illegally prolong his stay at the White House.

Guesstimate how many people worldwide are expected to denounce white terrorism on Trumpism Prevention Day in 2022.

by MathPlus March 24, 2021

prevening

The time between afternoon and evening.
Pre-evening

Lets go to the movies this prevening.

by 123456789012346890-`12345890pk October 10, 2013

Povertystan

A term coined for Pakistan as their people can be regularly found claiming that Pakistan has no poverty and is a rich nation compared to rest of South Asia.

Here comes a Povertystani explaining how his DHA and Bahria town has made every Pakistani rich

by PorkiHunter71 November 18, 2022