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a penguin invaded my dern school

why the heck would you search a penguin invaded my dern school in urban dictionary?
by killerkid123 November 12, 2019
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penguino

Noun: a Canadian that lies about living far enough south so that he can not be classified as an Eskimo, although all evidence suggests otherwise.

- usually the agitator is from the BC area.
Penguino is telling lies about having green trees and being able to leave the house without a parka again.

"Cuhnadian is a penguino."
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Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss

when two people touch each others noses together while head banging to heavy metal music, this may result in a broken nose
"ahh dude my nose is broken"
"well waht do u expect u tried to give some one a penguin kiss while they wer headbanging"
"well it was a heavy metal penguin kiss"
by john jacob April 11, 2006
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penguins taste like babies

Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.
Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"
by Not Zane August 14, 2004
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hood penguin

A word used by bitch a$$ boys who think they are cool; usually present in the state of arizona.
"joe says he is a hood penguin, however he grew up in a gated community living next to a priest"
by bobbylikes joe April 27, 2008
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Penguin

A person who must always be with someone. One who mates for life.
Guy 1:That girl is ALWAYS dating someone
Guy 2: Yeah, she's such a penguin.
by theonewhocreatedpenguin September 25, 2011
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club penguin

Club penguin another useless game like habbo you create your own penguin and go around throwing snowballs at other penguins play silly games to earn credits this is the funny part u gotta pay monthly just to wear clothes on the game well wot u expect a rip off game like habbo just looking for money making your life worser.
do not play club penguin do not play club penguin do not play club penguin
by Homie145 May 14, 2006
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