post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.

“running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy

by post dog March 4, 2021

Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.

Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.

by jcougs May 15, 2014

Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.

George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Colonels-post

The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)

Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!

by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009

Post toasties

Eating toasted sandwiches after sex.

*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.

by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 8, 2021

smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.

I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...

by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016

Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.

Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.

by Smerv January 27, 2023