sexy postman pat

he is so sexy but Mrs groggins is sexier with her big ass nose

Person: look how sexy pat is, I should call him sexy postman pat!
Mrs. Groggins: not as sexy as me
Person: no
Mrs Groggins:*shakes chunky ass*

by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026

The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"

"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".

by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021

postrational

Taking postmodernism one step too far.

We are experiencing postrational politics in this election.

by Jane Lorraine October 16, 2008

Postal Potential

A collogue or former coworkers potential to return to their former place of employment to reenact a Columbine like event.

Wow. Watch out when that guy gets laid off. His Postal Potential is very high.

by billardbb January 15, 2009

Postcardian

An adjective that describes a near-perfect or serene setting that it is worthy of being placed on a postcard; A picture-perfect view or snapshot.

"You should have came on the camping trip man! Seeing how peaceful the mountains were...it was postcardian."

by DonnyGWills August 20, 2009

Postaliation

Performed after successful retaliation has occured, or as a final follow-up to completed pretaliation. It places emphasis on the act itself an carries with it the the unspoken threat, "Remember this, so I don't have to repeat myself again."

Mary pretaliated the divorce proceedings by stabbing her husband twelve times, but her postaliation, by setting fire to the family home he was awarded in the settlement, is what landed her ten years in prison.

by dangerboy2012 October 12, 2009

postrami

a rotten vegitable that usually smells like a foreign cheese and tastes lie rubber.

Hey guys, lets race to the show, last one there eats the postrami.

by flying donkies March 24, 2010