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high postage

She's cool, but I don't dig the high postage.
by crafty6000 June 18, 2010
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applying postage stamps

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!
by notjamin November 23, 2010
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ghost portal

A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.
Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!
by mineat August 14, 2012
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Juice Portal

Juice Portal is a Power Socket / Plug Socket
Are You Using The Juice Portal ? Because I Need To Charge My Phone Battery
by The V ONE 2nd To None November 8, 2016
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Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.
I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.
by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017
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SSA postulate

To refer to a girl who is smart and has a big booty, hence the "ssa" (backwards of this spells "ass") part of the ssa postulate.

A girl who is an SSA postulate is most likely worth hanging around with because she can help you in ways more than one.
Half-Nerd 1: Remember that girl last night from our study hangout?
Nerd 2: Ah, yeah, what about her?
Half-Nerd 1: She is such an SSA postulate!

Nerd 2: {tries to recall the definition of "SSA postulate" from urban dictionary} Well, I haven't looked her over yet.
Half-Nerd 1: You gotta, she is *so* worth it!
Nerd 2: Is it more how she looks or her smarts?
Half-Nerd 1: uh...
*To Be Continued*

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by a memer from geometry class November 13, 2017
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vatican postage stamps

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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