Pork Fishing

Sheathing your pork sword to the hilt and bobbing it around till you catch something.

I was pork fishing a chick at the party last night; caught me some tuna dick, bro.

by buyalex March 30, 2015

Pork Smile

When you smile after consuming pork product like: Pulled Pork, Pork Knuckles(Golonka) or any kind of soft pork product. The usual result is some of the meat stuck between your teeth, hence when you smile you the meat is showing.

Oh man I hate some much pulled pork so now I have pork smile.
Oh Check Raf he must have eaten some pork knuckles because he has pork smile

by Golonka lover June 13, 2018

Pork salad

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.

Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.

by 000f August 23, 2021

Pork Bat

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

by sdtopensied June 30, 2014

blue pork

Notification of police presence. Police/ pigs/them boys.

We're having blue pork for dinner.

by VaHoney February 18, 2017

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022

Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021