sweep my porch

To trim or comb one's pubic hair.

I've got a date with Stacy tonight, so I've got to sweep my porch.

by cube July 9, 2018

Check your porch

When you know something no one is supposed to know it ; either you heard it or someome told you that, once you say check your porch , it means i got a surprise waiting for you ,I got more secrets about that subject.

A: how did you know that ? Are you stalking me?
B: check your porch bitch!!

by 1.12.9.0 April 2, 2020

leaving the porch light on

When a swinger couple, or an otherwise cheating spouse puts out a subtle hint that their significant other isn't home and they are available to cheat.

Often used to let another cheating spouse know the coast is clear to sneak in a house and start bumping uglies for a quickie

Karen wanted to let Dan know she was ready for some dirty cheating sex so started leaving the porch light on when her husband was gone for work

by Rick2024 June 11, 2023

If the world had a front porch

It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car

It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 22, 2021

Pocahontas

A sexual move that occurs when a woman in menstruating. While doing the woman from behind, the man sticks two fingers into her vagina and smears the blood across her cheeks like indian war paint. Similar to "The Sitting Bull."

Did you know that Sarah was on the rag? Hell yeah! I pulled the Pocahontas on that bitch! Nice!

by Big Big Salaam October 4, 2011

porch monkey

Lazy person not lazy black person im gona help take it back and reclaim it aswell as many of my freinds are doing we suggest that you do it to try to make a diffrence.

Jack was looking at his neighbors from his porch therefore Jack is a porch monkey.

by J FRO August 25, 2006

pocahontas

sexy NATIVE AMERICAN female wit thik dark hair dark brown pretty eyes and sunkissed skin, not blak asian hispanic NATIVE AMERICAN

john: "Look at that sexy Pocahontas"

levi: "Yea,she's native american,not black or no other shit."

by Aundrianna August 4, 2008