screwed the pooch

Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.

Management have screwed the pooch while the competition gained the upperhand.

by ANTZILLA July 13, 2014

pooching

To jump from a high platform onto a soft pad. See Pooch Pad.

"Lets go pooching at Niq's"

by Niq Hallgren January 25, 2006

poonch

A hard punch delivered to a vagina, usually in a fit of anger. It is a combination of the word "poon" and "punch".

"Dude I poonched that chick cause she wasn't giving it up last night."

by macaroony and cheese March 22, 2008

pooch

A turd. A poop. A number two.

Whoever keeps dropping pooches on the floor of the locker room needs to quit NOW!

by mangus January 13, 2005

pooch

A girls private part ie vagina, cunt

1. She wants you to eat out her pooch.
2. Do you eat pooch?

by mj 1234321 March 12, 2008

poochielahkahlahkah

you all smoke crack

stop ppchielahkahlahkahing all up in my house

by pat February 10, 2003

pooch

In football, used to describe either of two kinds of kicking plays; a punt or a kickoff. The pooch punt is a targeted free kick intended to place the receiving team deep in its own zone, usually by aiming the kick to roll out of bounds. The pooch kick is either a high, lobbed kickoff intended to drop behind the opposing front line with the goal of the kicking team to recover, as in an on-side kick, or a low, hard line drive kick that is difficult for the receiving team to handle (also known as a squib kick).

1. "Man, he pooched that one beautifully, pinning the Packers inside the five yard line."

2. The pooch kick was recovered by the kicking team before it had gone the required ten yards, giving possession to the receiving team.

by iceking July 25, 2008